TV Programming Is Unnatural and Constipation Inducing

I am 23 years old, and I am totally aware of the ubiquitous fact that I don't know anything yet. Yes, people "think" they know it all, but they don't. In fact, with age comes wisdom, or is that knowledge? But Nevertheless, In my most productive part of my life, the 'intelligent' section of the life slice, I have watched TV.

I have seen many sitcoms, one worse than the previous almost better one. I have watched a list of documentaries, from topics varying from anywhere to anything. I have seen movies that a normal daily human lifeform, would avoid for the fear of stabbing ones own eyes out. And last but not least, cartoons, many, all kinds and all sorts.

Now my writing is probably going to offend most of the 'daily' type of human beings. The one's that follow their trends and habits like sheep, from day to day. Frankly, I do not care. People offend me everyday, by saying things that I have learned to not laugh at anymore, to avoid being rude. But that's not the point is it. The point is, there is not a single day that I don't see or hear of a stupid program on TV.

First of all, we (South Africans?)... We have these really cheesy acted crappy local 'soaps' if you will, that is usually aired in the "open time" slots between 4:30 PM and about 7:00 PM. I will refrain from naming names, I cannot afford law suites or whatever it may induce, from simple minded fools writing and promoting these shows. But I am sure you know what I am talking about. Yes those shows that you run too, when they start. Those shows that the silly woman at work keep talking about. Those shows that people choose their icons from, and those shows which old ladies talk about all day.

I was almost convinced this one time, that these people were referring to real life situations. I was standing somewhere, I cannot remember where, and these two idiot girls kept going about "john doe" being in love with "jane doe" and that "dick doe" wants to murder him. They were all wide eyed, frantic, and panic stricken. It occured to me, that I might walk over there, and offer to phone the police. Later on, by the time I finished my really rip off drink, It became obvious that they were talking about a soap on MNET. I had this image of throwing one of them off the balcony, but then, they might die, and miss the day's episode.

Does that explain which shows I am talking about? Yes... You are thinking right. The one's that's turned up so loudly, when you take the evening stroll, you hear the annoying tune at every 4th house you pass.(Might be because of televisions annoying 900 times per hour advertisement break)

I really thought I would continue writing about the movies with their errors, and mistakes, and the idiotic US based movies, which are all entirely different, but at the end, all the same. The hollywood movies, in my humble opinion is like Spur food. They have a wide spectrum menu, but everything tastes exactly the same. Do note, that this is fine, I love the spur, when I am in the mood for that one taste. Same for the hollywood movies, oh and don't forget the fact that we don't have much of a choice, since Hollywood is being force fed down our throats.

Also remember that actors from Hollywood all think that they are some kind gods. Same with popular (junk crap pop idol bulldropping) music, they all sound the same, have no taste, engages in scandals weekly(for attention) and all look the same with their fake "body" attachments and skinny anorexic figures. So, I won't go there...

All I am saying is, get a life, live your own life, stop listening to morons like Gareth on 5fm speaking brave Gautenger yuppy words(because he is safe behind the microphone, and can always have the last word). Stop thinking that other people are gods. Start thinking about yourself, since you probably need the attention, look at you, it is disgracefull...

Just try and be yourself for a change, if you haven't forgotten. And stop supporting junk food, junk movies, junk radio, junk adverts, junk neighbours, and junk junk...

And I am turning comments off, because since 90% of the people reading this (potentially) will be one of those brainless sheep, I cannot afford to have spam here, and deleting JUNK posts takes time...

To all my regular readers, forgive me for the topic change, I will get back to the important stuff in life (inhuman devices and inventions) right after this.

Moochos.